After Hollywood mangled The Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake, botched the Exorcist prequel and turned the Amityville Horror into a homicidal Abercrombie and Fitch ad, do we really need its take on The ...

Mona Shores has its beefy sailor. Oakridge has a formidable eagle. Whitehall is home to the mighty Vikings. And Holton has .... the baby devil. Not cool. So not cool that high school students refuse ...